I'm not sure why, but every time I get a message f...

I'm not sure why, but every time I get a message from my father or mother I always just assume someone has died. It's actually really nice, I'll try and guess which one it is before I return the message and I'm usually right, I'm a pretty good guesser when it comes to that game. Oh and then other times no one died at all and it's something stupid like an invite to Christmas dinner that could totally have been ignored over text message instead of a call. I really wish they'd stop doing that.

Benjamin Paige