For Halloween this year I am going to dress our pi...

For Halloween this year I am going to dress our pig up as the hamburglar because it's the best most awesome costume on earth ever. But on doing some research for this role that I will force him to play I have a few questions. First, why does the hamburglar wear a tie? Is he like a respectable businessman burglar? Because stealing hamburgers is not your typical white collar crime.
Secondly, why does he have a cape? Maybe he is a super hero like robinhood and steals burgers to feel the poor. Did you ever think of that? I mean, how many burgers can someone eat anyways? All hail the hamburglar!!

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Benjamin Paige