eBay.... listen... eBay...We have to talk.... no ...

eBay.... listen...

eBay...We have to talk.... no not about your mother, we need to talk about your work.... yes, you see, when we hired you we were expecting a bit more from your position. You seemed so ambitious and there were all sorts of great ideas getting batted around for the future.... but, something happened and you can't seem to focus anymore on even the most simplistic task. For example, when I go to load pictures into my posting it takes minutes for my library to even load to make a selection... sure we have big libraries but come on eBay, we sell things on line for a living.... obviously we are going to have a million photos on our phones. And then, even when our phone loads it shows as rotated incorrectly, which is truly a poor reflection upon you... That kind of thing is covered in the second week of any community college level freshman programming class. But the worst part... the worst part is that you are in denial. I'm sorry but yes, you are denying who you are... and what you know you must do. You and I both know that most of the time we just want to know the average sold price for an item so we can determine whether or not it's worth buying it and selling it ourselves. Why do you have to make that process so difficult? I just want to find the same item... click "sell" and then snap a couple quick pictures before I move on to the next one.

Be the web app we all know you can be eBay. Believe in yourself, because we believe in you. Now let's all have a good cry and get back to work.

Benjamin Paige