this photo is the perfect representation of what defines america as a country. Its just some over weight white people who are constantly staring at their phones perpetually and impatiently waiting to shove food in their mouth ignoring what is right in front of them.
My thoughts. transcribed.
So you know how they let you pick any name you want at Starbucks that will be called out when your coffee is ready? I have decided to go with "The guy who's coffee I just made that thinks he is clever but really isn't."
If Bill Cosby would have died like ten years ago would he still be a shit bag. These are the riddles of life.
My biggest motivation for finding an office job is so that there will be people around to fake laugh at my jokes.
Anyone who keeps the Home Depot app on the home screen of their iPhone is alright with me.