the guy in the hat

 

Hello, My name is Benjamin Paige. I am the protagonist of your current online entertainment. Upon initial discovery, I might appear a typical 30-something middle class American male; but as you will soon discover, I am anything but.

1500+ followers

1500+ followers

I take residence within the capitol city of our nations uniquely symmetrical state. A formal education was bestowed upon me compliments of the University of Denver as well as a law school of the same name.

True to my pseudonym, I am oft spotted sporting the practical head adornment most commonly associated with a past-time known throughout America for its "greatness." Alas, contrary to preconceived notions typically associated with those who dawn such adornments; the sportsman, I am not.

184,000+ views

184,000+ views

When not taking photos of great local architecture for monetary compensation I can be found restoring vintage automobiles at home with my better half, two golden retrievers, and a kitty cat which rules over them all.

 
 

Who is the guy behind the hat?

I am shy. I can’t cook or sing. I don’t have much patience. I never send food back. I am not afraid to get dirty. I love music. I’m an Apple guy and a total font nerd. I have a permit to carry a gun. I have a great memory. I can back-up a trailer and drive a ‘3-on-the-tree’. I admit when I’m wrong. I hate being patronized. People say I’m smart and I’m definitely the funniest person I know.
— ben