the guy in the hat

 

Greetings viewer, if the URL of this dog and pony show has not given it away rest assured that this is indeed a website dedicated to the shameless promotion of one: Benjamin Paige.

1500+ followers

1500+ followers

The protagonist of this fanciful journey would first appear to be a typical 30-something middle class American male; but as you are sure to discover, he is anything but.

Mr. Paige takes residence within the capitol city of our nations uniquely symmetrical state. A formal education was bestowed upon him compliments of the University of Denver as well as a law school of the same name.

150,000+ views

150,000+ views

True to his pseudonym, Ben is oft spotted sporting the practical head adornment most commonly associated with a past-time known throughout America for its "greatness." Alas, contrary to preconceived notions typically associated with those who dawn such adornments; the sportsman, Mr. Paige is not.

When not solving difficult problems in creative ways for monetary compensation Ben may be found restoring vintage automobiles at home with his better half, two golden retrievers, and a kitty cat which rules them all.

 

Who is the guy behind the hat?

I am shy. I can’t cook or sing. I don’t have much patience. I never send food back. I am not afraid to get dirty. I love music. I’m an Apple guy and a total font nerd. I have a permit to carry a gun. I have a great memory. I can back-up a trailer and drive a ‘3-on-the-tree’. I admit when I’m wrong. I hate being patronized. People say I’m smart and I’m definitely the funniest person I know.
— ben